Forget what you know — this isn’t just a tank top, it’s a whole vibe. Rock the Bigfoot Doesn’t Think You’re Real look and gaslight reality itself. Soft AF, breathable, and lowkey deep if you think about it too long.
Made for main character energy — gym fits, nature walks, conspiracy rants, or just ghosting your responsibilities.
- Or go tri-blend: 50/25/25 poly-cotton-rayon for that vintage feel
- Lightweight but not see-through (4.2 oz or 3.8 oz for tri)
- Side-seamed for a clean fit
- Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Let the world know: Bigfoot’s seen you… and he’s not convinced you’re real.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
