Birds Aren't Real Hoodie

Make a statement without saying a word (unless you're ranting about bird surveillance, of course). This “Birds Aren’t Real” sweatshirt is your uniform for questioning reality—cozy enough for bunker life, stylish enough for brunch.

Crafted from a buttery-soft blend of 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton and 48% poly fleece, it feels like a government cover-up... but cozier. Heather colors are made with 60% cotton and 40% poly fleece—still soft, just with that extra “don’t trust the pigeons” flair.

• Modern fit, pre-laundered for reduced shrinkage
• Lightweight warmth perfect for surveilling (or avoiding surveillance)
• Ideal for late-night Reddit dives and outdoor "bird-watching" missions
• Printed with eco-friendly ink because we care about real animals

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!